Ed Sheeran - In Which I Do Things To Myself Because I Worry My Hatred Might Be Irrational

I know I have anger issues. I know anger is not really the most productive or useful emotion and I should keep it in check. Yet whenever I see this fucking face...

...I can't help but want to punch it.

Alice In Chains - Dirt (1992)

Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water (2000)

Just reading that album name makes me feel grimy. Do I really want to sit through more than an hour of music by a band named Limp Bizkit? Just in case you aren't aware, and I'm going to blank this out for the people who don't want to know, the band gets it's name from a game frat boys supposedly make pledges play. The pledges stand in a circle and attempt to jerk off onto a biscuit. Whoever is the last to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit. If you want to read those last 2 sentences feel free to highlight them, but I recommend you don't. Remain unaware until your dying days. And no, I'm not making it up.