Thursday, May 25, 2017

Ed Sheeran - In Which I Do Things To Myself Because I Worry My Hatred Might Be Irrational


I know I have anger issues. I know anger is not really the most productive or useful emotion and I should keep it in check. Yet whenever I see this fucking face...


...I can't help but want to punch it.

Friday, July 1, 2016

George Michael - Faith (1987)


I'm calling this the "George Michael Sniffs His Sweaty Armpit" album, because that's all I can think about when I see this cover. And yes, his armpit does have to be sweaty. That's a leather jacket, he has to be sweating under it. What were they going for in this photoshoot? I'm gonna have trouble listening to this album without the smell of B.O. on my mind. Since I already hated the first George Michael album I listened to that's not a good way to start.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Brian Eno - Another Green World (1975)


I wasn't too enamored with my introduction to Brian Eno, but that was a long time ago, and I've listened to a lot of shitty music. Plus David Bowie was a big fan of Brian Eno, so he must have done something right.